BECAUSE:
- she drinks too much tea, for one
- her dogs a little bitch
- she once told me to shut up
- she has a mthrfckn boyfriend
- her best friend is her pink video camera
- she uses a tractor more than her cell phone
- she lies about going out but really goes out
- if electro were a dick, she'd suck it.....
- she never has real mayo at her house. wtf?
- she never goes to class
- she once told her boss she had pink eye to get out of work, 10 times in 2 weeks
- i said so
note to self: find better friends
....meow
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